Senile Flower Lady by postcardsfromtheedge

The elderly couple entered the doctors office. She sat in the crowded waiting room and he proceeded to an examining room adjacent to it. After a few preliminary questions he was stumped by one and opening the door to the waiting room he shouted to his wife, "Honey, do we still have intercourse". To which she shouted back, "Why you danged old fool, ya know we ain't got nothing but Medicare!"

Not sure why the heck I have been cracking up all day about this one...perhaps because sooner than later I'll be doing the same darn thing. *groan* Hope it tickles you too - gets the endorphins flowing!